don't tell your mother

thewigglingrng:

been-queen-of-the-south:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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lunarlagomorph:

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

brain–rott:

“everybody experiences that” says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

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moodbig:

EGG THIEF

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woolandflax:

cringepoop:

You wouldn’t understand

animentality:

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h0useofw0lves:

zegalba:

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great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

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